Given the very high body count due to recent self-inflicted actions, I am taking time out of my busy schedule to come visit the troops and hand out free items left over from last year's marketing events (notably pens, balloons and a couple of sparkling bouncy balls). As an executive, I'd ask you have your people formed up into tight ranks so I don't have to mingle with them awkwardly.
And oh yeah, I am also going to host a webinar first. And ask that people submit questions to me. However, personnel actions, pay-cuts, forced furloughs, unmatched 401ks and cuts in healthcare coverage are strictly off-limits. Rather, I will answer questions that fall into the categories of "favorite movies", "customers who's names start with R" and "Potpourri".
Thanks in advance for helping out during this difficult time in our company's history.
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